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Dairy-free Cloud Bread

Dairy-free Cloud Bread

I really love dairy. I think I’ve probably said this before. What’s not to love? It’s a delicious food group. Unfortunately, my body does not love it back. I constantly flip flop back and forth between eating wonderful, cheesy and cream-based concoctions, but when I’m honest with myself there’s no denying that my body is happier during those periods of exclusion.

So once again, here I am in grain free, dairy free, soy free land. Hey, I guess it could be worse–it could be the AIP diet again. Life is SO hard without eggs and nuts.

Here’s something I wondered this morning at breakfast: what’s one to do if they just want a simple, old fashioned sandwich while trying to eat keto(ish) and yet they’re avoiding these problem foods? I really just wanted a breakfast sandwich tbh. My husband says gross, but my mouth (and kids) say yum. Bacon, eggs, and turkey stacked into something simple and magical.

Here’s the dairy-free magic, ya’ll. It’s carbier than the dairy version, but no offense, cream cheese cloud bread, this tastes much better and somehow less eggy.

Ingredients:

3 eggs, eggs and yolks separated

Dash of cream of tartar

1/4 cup almond flour

1 tbsp almond milk

1/2 tbsp onion powder

1/4 tsp oregano

1/4 tsp black pepper

1/4 tsp salt

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 325°. Separate egg yolks and whites into different bowls.

2. Add cream of tartar to egg whites and beat until white, frothy, and retains shape/peaks. I think of it as a meringue bread.

3. Add spices, almond flour, and almond milk to the egg yolks. Beat into a liquid.

4. Fold the egg yolks into the egg whites.

5. Spoon onto parchment paper about an inch thing. I just make small circles 2 or 3 inches wide, about sandwich size.

6. Bake for 15-20 minutes.

These should be stored in the refrigerator. When you want to reheat them, just pop them in a warm oven for a few minutes.

 

Mini Apple Pies

Mini Apple Pies

I never liked apple pie as a kid. Any time I tried it something about the texture of the apples was never quite right to me. They would be partially crunchy still and half gooey

Ingredients:

This apple filling 

4 oz cream cheese

1 cup mozzarella cheese

1 egg

1/4 cup granular swerve

4 tbsp coconut flour

1 1/4 cup almond flour

1 tbsp cinnamon

Dash of salt

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 400°. Make apple filling.

2. In a large microwavable mixing bowl, combine mozzarella and cream cheese. Microwave for 30 seconds to a minute, until cheese begins to melt.

3. Remove from microwave and vigorously stir with fork.

4. Add egg and stir.

5. Add swerve, cinnamon, salt, coconut flour, and almond flour. Mix together until doughy. You will need to knead with your hands towards the end.

6. Using a folded piece of parchment paper and rolling pin, pull a small ball of dough out. Roll the dough into a rectangle shape about 1/4 inch thick.

7. Spoon a large spoonful of apples into the middle. Using the parchment paper, fold the sides of the dough over the apples, enveloping them in a pouch. Set aside on baking sheet with parchment paper.

8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 until dough is used up.

9. Bake for 20 minutes.

10. Enjoy.

Keto Mocha Chip Frappuccino

Keto Mocha Chip Frappuccino

It’s been so long since I’ve been to Starbucks that I don’t even know if these are available anymore, but 10 years ago this was my favorite. I have finally found an amazing, healthy recipe to replace the insanely high sugar original.

Ingredients:

1/4 cup ice

1/4 almond milk

1-2 tbsp heavy whipping cream

15-20 drops stevia

1/2 tbsp moringa greens powder

1 scoop chocolate ketone powder OR 1 tbsp cocoa powder

1/2-1 tbsp instant coffee or 1/4 cup strongly brewed coffee

Water to top

1 tbsp stevia chocolate chips, crushed (optional topping)

Directions:

1. Dissolve instant coffee in a small amount of hot water. You can also use brewed coffee.

2. Put ice in bottom of blender/bullet cup.

3. Pour cream over ice.

4. Add remaining ingredients to cup.

5. Blend until smooth. Garnish with chocolate crumbles.

Crockpot Pizza Stuff

Crockpot Pizza Stuff

I love pizza. But you know, gluten and carbs and stuff. Fathead pizza is a great substitute and it’s not like it’s super time consuming, but sometimes I want the comfort food with minimal work.

Queue the Crockpot! What a wonderful invention.

Ingredients:

1 onion

2 orange bell peppers

1 poblano pepper

2 cans diced tomatoes

1 can tomato paste

Garlic

Basil

Oregano

3 chopped yellow squash

1 pound Italian sausage

Mozzarella

Parsley

Red pepper flakes

Directions:

1. Cook sausage and set aside. Chop and dice all the vegetables and combine onion, peppers, tomatoes and tomato paste, and squash in crockpot. Cook on high for about 2 hours.

2. Add garlic, oregano, basil and parsley. Stir in cooked sausage. Sprinkle with mozzarella and stir in. Top with more mozzarella. Crack the lid to vent steam and cook 1-2 more hours.

3. Serve with red pepper flakes and parmesan.

The Moderation Problem

The Moderation Problem

You know, when it boils down to it everyone is a little different. We’ve got different interests, different personalities, different bodies. And no one body composition is exactly the same as another.

So here’s the problem: I’m learning that I can’t do moderation. Worse, yet, I’m seeing that my girls can’t seem to, either.

People always say, “A little won’t hurt, you can make an exception!” They tend to think that the grain-free diet that we follow is extreme and that we’re somehow depriving ourselves by not indulging in a little piece of cake or pasta now and then. I’m here to tell you that we’re not.

Sometimes I do give in to the peer pressure, because here’s the God’s honest truth: I love sugar. I’m a full-fledged addict and once I get a bite I can’t stop. That’s the big problem–it is an addiction, and one that is encouraged. Sometimes, when someone presses me to eat a piece of fudge or some ice cream, I do, and when I do, I binge hard. I almost never intentionally eat wheat–it just causes too many problems–but sweet, delectable sugar, man. It’s the temptress that rears her head all too often at holidays, birthday parties, and family gatherings.

Almost anything sweet is a trigger food. I can’t eat a piece, I eat the cake. I emotional eat. I boredom eat. Today I had most of a (fudge sized) tray of no-bake, low carb cheesecake and watermelon, and it wasn’t that bad but I’m still disappointed because once I tasted the cheesecake it was gone. If I indulge, I’m generally off the proverbial wagon for a month or two. It’s been a terrible cycle and that, my friends, is why I never lose weight–I have some chips and fruit at Thanksgiving and I can’t stop myself until after Christmas.

It’s just awful. I have two daughters under the age of two that seem to have the exact same eating patterns as me. They just love to gorge, and they’ll eat almost any time, even when they aren’t hungry. My poor babies.

I have to end the cycle. Some of us just aren’t capable of moderation, and that’s okay. Some people can eat a cookie and only one cookie, and some of us will eat the entire batch. For those of us who can’t just have one, it’s best to just refrain. I feel better and stronger when I can face the temptation with confident resistance.

Yo ho, yo ho…

 

Primal Pizza Pockets

Primal Pizza Pockets

These are so delicious, plus you can cut them even smaller for pizza bites!

Primal Pizza Pockets

This is a modified version of a recipe from Low Carb Maven.

Course Appetizer, Main Course, Snack
Cuisine American, Italian
Prep Time 20 minutes
Cook Time 30 minutes
Total Time 50 minutes
Servings 4
Author Kristy

Ingredients

For the Crust

  • 1 Egg
  • 3 Cups Mozzarella
  • 3 Cups Almond flour
  • 1/4 Tsp Baking soda
  • 4 Ounces Cream cheese

For the filling

  • 1/2 Cup Marinara
  • 1/2 Cup Mozzarella
  • Pepperonis
  • Italian sausage
  • Fresh basil

Instructions

Crust

  1. Preheat oven to 400°.

  2. In a large microwave safe bowl, combine 3 cups mozzarella and 4 ounces cream cheese. Slice the cream cheese. Microwave about 2 minutes.

  3. Remove and mix with a fork. Add the egg and stir until the egg combines (which may take some work).

  4. Add baking soda and almond flour and work into the dough. After a while it may be easier to knead with your hands.

  5. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Place dough on sheet and cover with a second piece of parchment paper.

  6. Roll dough flat until it covers the entire baking sheet. Cut in half both ways, then cut those in half again. You should have 8 pieces. Score with a fork.

Filling

  1. Place pepperoni, sausage, cheese, sauce, and basil in the center of each piece. Leave enough room to wrap the dough around.

  2. Wrap the filling with dough and press into place. 

  3. Bake at 400° For about 30 minutes or until dough is a golden brown. Note: mine is NOT golden brown here.

Butter Pecan Fat Bombs

Butter Pecan Fat Bombs

I should preface this with a disclaimer: frequently I do not really measure my recipes, most of the time I am eyeballing it. I made these with hope one morning, but never expected how fantastic the results would be. Butter pecan ice cream is my absolute favorite flavor, and these are definitely an acceptable healthy alternative.

 

Butter Pecan Fat Bombs

Course Breakfast, Dessert, Snack
Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time 2 minutes
Total Time 7 minutes
Servings 24 Pieces
Author Kristy

Ingredients

  • 4 Ounces Salted butter
  • 4 Ounces Unsalted butter
  • Crushed pecans
  • 10 Drops Liquid stevia Or sweetener of choice to taste
  • 1/4 Tsp Vanilla

Instructions

  1. Line mini muffin tray with liners or use silicon molds. An ice cube tray works as well. Fill your trays with crushed pecans.

  2. Melt your salted and unsalted butter together on the stove. Add sweetener and vanilla.

  3. Pour over pecans. Place in refrigerator or freezer to set.

  4. Store in refrigerator. They should easily pop out if tray when pressed on one side. Enjoy!